Some of Life's Important Little Questions

If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you
get a Phillip's Screwdriver? 

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread 
to begin with. 

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a
person who drives a race car not called a racist? 

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion
stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall 
has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? 

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times=
, does he become disoriented? 

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from
Holland called "Holes?"

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