CHILDREN'S BOOKS THAT, NEVER MADE IT TO THE BEST SELLERS LISTS...
 

You Are Different and That's Bad 

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 

Dad's New Wife, Robert 

Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 

Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 

The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 

All Cats Go to Hell 

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly. 

That's it! I'm Putting You Up for Adoption 

The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 

The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 

Strangers Have the Best Candy 

Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 

You Were an Accident 

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 

Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games 

The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan 

Your Nightmares Are Real

Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School 

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 

Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

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