FAMILY DISAGREEMENT

A Jewish man,  Morris, in Florida,  in his 80's, calls  his son,
David, in New York and the father  tells the son , " You know we got
some troubles here in the house.  Me and your mother can't stand each
other anymore, and we are divorcing. That's it!!!  I  want to live out
the rest of my years in peace. I am telling you, so you and your sister
shouldn't be in shock when you get the news."

As soon as the father hangs up, the son calls his sister in the Hamptons
and tells her what he just heard.  The sister says, I'll handle this.
She calls Florida and gets her father, Morris, on the phone. The sister
pleads, don't do ANYTHING  till we get there; we will be there Friday
night.
 
Morris says, "All right," "All right already."  And he hangs up. Morris
hollers in to his wife Becky, "O.K. they're coming for Passover. Now,
what are we going to tell them for Rosh Hashanah?

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